- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Roses are red, yup.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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