Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

I walk into a bar...

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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