what's worse then a blowjob?

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

WNBA

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Once, I went to Peru.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Balls

Dwight Howard

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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