What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Roses are red.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

you see theres this guy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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