- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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