Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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