- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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