Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Rylan Clark

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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