- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What do you call double A's? Batteries

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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