- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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