- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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