- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

run farther?

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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