hey hey apple

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Gay republicans

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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