- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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