Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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TELL

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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