- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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