how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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LET

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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