- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

whats worse than a kane nothing

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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