- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

So a seal walks into a club.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

PIED NINNY!

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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