Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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