You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Pianos.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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knock knock go away

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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