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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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