- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

pobody's nerfect

Christ is a conspiracy

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

DERP

What do you call an amazing person Good

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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