- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

all your base are belong to mark

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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