- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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