- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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