- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Arrow in the Knee!

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

you give like i give lomain

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?