- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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