why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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where's mom I killed her

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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