What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Corn Muffins

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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