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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

PENIS lol

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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