Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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