- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

woman's rights

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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