- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

A blind man walks into a library.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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