- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Woman rights.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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