A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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