What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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