- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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