a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

A fish swims up your penis...

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

the game

Irish sobriety

Stop procrastinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

A Mormon walks into a bar

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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