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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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