Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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what do you call your mom? mom

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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