- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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