OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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I asked her where you were.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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