- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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