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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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