- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

My cat just died.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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