- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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