- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Feminism.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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