Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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