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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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