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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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