- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

It was a beautiful day. Face.

This is a joke.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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