- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

woman's rights

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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