- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

I C U P White stuff

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Can midgets still have big dreams?

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Neither did she.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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