- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

George W. Bush

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

A: Do you like it B: No

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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