- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

I like touching my boobs

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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