How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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