- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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