- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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