- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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