- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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