- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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