How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

thumb_up thumb_down +4

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down +4

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

thumb_up thumb_down +4

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

thumb_up thumb_down +2

eh

thumb_up thumb_down +2

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A drunk guy walks into a car

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops