Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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