- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Okay.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Who is it?

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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