You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

justin beiber sucks

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

VITAMIN C!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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