Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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