What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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