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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

womans having rights.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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