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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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