Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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sucks Syntax...

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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