- Anti Joke

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter