- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

my egg roll

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Ebola

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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