- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

c-? men, C-men

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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