- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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