- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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