- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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