- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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