- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Phew... it's gone.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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