A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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Women's Rights Movement

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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