- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my wife out of the kitchen

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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