What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

roy g biv

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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