- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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