- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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