An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Yo Mama just died.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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