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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Bitch

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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