Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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