- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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