Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

White NBA players.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Women's rights

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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