- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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