- Anti Joke

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Anthony sucks

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

I have a horse.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Jack Stevens

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted