- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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