WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Justin beiber..

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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