- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Chris Bosh's neck

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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