Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Once upon a time, The end.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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