- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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