- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

like this if you think what ever you want to..

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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