- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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