Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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when debbie meets downer

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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