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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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