Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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