- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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