- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

Gordon Brown smiles.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

A mormon walks into a bar.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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