- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Your mother is so fat.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

osama bin laden is dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

hiya

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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