What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

This is a joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

womens rights

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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