How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

A woman walks into a bar.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

vote this down and i will DOX you

A American seeking into mexico

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

what's worse then a blowjob?

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Can anyone Lenin money?

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

non poop

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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