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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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