Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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I read the terms of service.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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