Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

if got a joke if fogot it

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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