- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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