- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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