- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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