nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

1+1=2

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Anti Joke

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