what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's up? Your time.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Read a Book.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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