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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Women's rights

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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