- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Where's my tractor?

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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