- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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