Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

women's rights

chinga tue madre Ryan

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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