- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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