- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What do you call an blank test? an F

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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