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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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