How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Democracy.

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Llamaworm

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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y u no like me joke?

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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