what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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A jew enters a mall.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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justin beiber sucks

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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